10 Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
     Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
   Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
   Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
   Caddy: "Eventually."

6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
  Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
   Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
   Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
  Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
   Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

1 Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
   Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

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